SUPER SMASH MOTHERS!!!

So anyways, I've been playing Super Smash Bros. (3DS) a lot lately, and as I perused my trophy gallery, I noticed something; there are a lot of slammin' hotties in there! I mean you've got Rouge and Barbara the bat(those two cuties are going to show up together sooner or later, you can count on it), Candy Kong, Phosphora; the list goes on and on. Relevant to this picture, I recently rediscovered how hot Pauline is. Wuzzat? Who's Pauline you're asking? Well, she is Mario's now ex-girlfriend from the original Donkey Kong. You know, the one the big ape took? Yeah, her. Anyways, holy shit just look at her. God DAYUMN. That is a Mario character. Come on, why doesn't she show up more often? Anyways, as with any female character I find attractive, she, via the magic of shitty doodles, wound up with a bun in the oven. Probably several, actually. At least two. Anyways, I felt bad leaving Peach out, because hey, she a cutie too, right? And Mario and her do canonically have a thing... that's why she is in the family way. As for Pauline... well, hot as she is, she just looks like the clingy, bitchy girl from a cartoon, doesn't she? I know that's a shallow way of giving personality to a character that has none, but if a handful of fanfics are anything to go by, I'm hardly the only one to headcanon her as a nasty, mean-spirited psycho who's obsessed with Mario. So she did something really bad, and wound up pregnant as a result. (Or maybe she just got it on monkey-style. Maybe Candy is the one who should be mad). So Peach forgave Mario for what happened... after all, it wasn't his fault. But Pauline on the other hand...

So I decided to have them run into each other on the way to their respective prenatal exams(presumably Dr. Mario is the one doing it), and get into a near-catfight, which is broken up by Nurse Toadette. I planned to have a hospital background, but got lazy. But don't worry, the companion piece featuring Rosalina and Daisy(and Weegee, natch) will have a waiting room background.


Anyhow, let me close this out by providing the dialogue, in case you can't read it:

Pauline: Please, Toadstool. Mario loved me first, and he still loves me more than he ever will you. Why do you think our precious children were conceived before he got around to knocking your bland ass up?

 

Peach: Why you…! The only reason you are expecting in the first place is because you plied my fiance with liquor until he was unconscious, and had your way with him! That is, of course, if you are being truthful about the father of your children. After all, everyone knows about what went on between you and Donkey Kong!

 

Pauline: Oh really? We all know why you don’t bother to hire some real guards after all the times Bowser’s “kidnapped” you. Yeah right. Kidnapped my sweet ass. Someone’s got reptile fever.

 

Peach: Ooooooh! That’s it, you trashy gold-digging whore!

 

Pauline: Oh yeah?! Well bring it on, you brainless, ugly, useless fat c-

 

Nurse Toadette: WAAAH! LADIES PLEASE! YOU SHOULDN’T BE FIGHTING IN YOUR CONDITION! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHICH OF YOU WAS READY FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT FIRST! OOOOH! AAAACK!  *INFERNAL NOISES!*

Also, see if you can spot the reference!