Pregstuck: Lord Pimpglish

Oh come one, I can't be the only one seeing this; Lord English has the girls, he has the pimp coat, and he has the pimpingest of all pimp canes; all he was missing was a chromatically appropriate pimp hat, which I so graciously provided him with. Mind you, it's incredibly out of character for the Handmaid and the Condesce to be fawning over their unholy master like this. (then again, them being pregnant- with his hybrid spawn, no less- is even more out of character... and canon).

And with this, I have preggified all of the female trolls, with the only Hamstack lady I really ever had pregstucking designs for was Mom Lalonde; I always wanted to draw her, out on a date with Dad Egbert at a fancy-schmancy restaurant.  Dad is bogarting the bottle of champagne that was delivered to their table by mistake, so as to prevent his pregnant girlfriend from giving into her old demons. Mom, however, is perfectly in control of her alcoholism(at least until their bundle of joy is born), and has decided to fuck with him right back, smugly dangling her lover's pipe- his sole vice- just out of reach. After all... he really shouldn't smoke around the baby.

Maybe I'll draw this scenario anyways.